Every dot; Every dash

Every dot; Every dash


My playground: Therefore most posts will be riddled with Harry Potter, Dr. Who, Misfits, Disney, Pushing Daisies, Daria and Pottermore references
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timelordy-teganbreann:

shercockandmycrotch:

holy shit guys they’ve actually censored Benedict’s name

Omfg

Text May 17, 2012 • 252 notes

did-yuo-kno:

The term “bullshit” came from Medieval Times when one would throw their cow’s manure at someone who they thought to be lying.

(via schampusmitlachsfisch)

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

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Chat May 17, 2012 • 19 notes
God: I refuse to prove I exist, for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing Man: But, the Babelfish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? it proves you exist and so therefore you don't. QED. God: Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that. *God promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.*
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theaanthemforadyingbreed:

Wearily on I go, pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence, of course. And infinite sorrow. I despise you all.

(via sociopathfromgallifrey)

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My Idol:

iheardyoulikeurlsoiputurlinmyurl:

“Life, don’t talk to me about life.”

“Oh, please yourselves. Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, ‘cos i don’t.”

“Freeze? I’m a robot not a refrigerator.”

Marvin the Paranoid Android (voice by Alan Rickman) from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

(via sociopathfromgallifrey)

Text April 29, 2012 • 32,567 notes

We’re all going to be such messed up parents.

lolsofunny:

Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:

Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.

YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.

Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.

Music shall be your life. Rock out always!

And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.

Click and follow,thank me later:p

(Source: on-this-last-day, via niall-dos)

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